From: The KIDS' Book of Questions by Gregory Stock PH.D.
Have you ever farted and then blamed someone else?
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14 comments:
I am a guy, DUH!
Isn't that why we have pets?
OMG, this is so heartwrenching for me, especially after the liar question. Yes. In eighth grade one snuck past my control. Lilly Ann Cundiff sat behind me. When the class laughed and Coach Thomas glared in our direction, I laughed too, and looked at Lilly Ann. The class assumed I was right because I was a cool kid and she was not. My head is now hung in shame. I hope she's forgotten the episode.
Me??? Fart??? Nevah!!
I blame the dog if anyone is around. He is getting old now so most of the time it is true. Anyway, I don't fart, I fluff. LOL
Of course not! I am proud of my gaseous emanations, my incredible crepidations, my wonderous emmissions. My wife like them too! She really enjoys them in bed, especially when I put the covers over her head so she won't miss a thing.
My husband is disgusting.
Totsie ... you crack me up!!
I had an Uncle who used to call them "Turtle Barks" ... "There's that durn barking turtle again, honey", he'd say to his wife.
Notice I am evading answering the quesiton??
Bronco echoes a sentiment of the great comedian George Carlin, "Hey, did you ever notice that your own farts smell okay?" "Say!" "That's fairly decent!"
In fact Carlin goes on to say that you can classify farts
The Fizz
The Fizz Fazz
The Ripshit
The Tear Ass
The Snorter
and the one that goes WOOOOOOOOSH!
A MOST INTERESTING OBSERVATION.
10 RESPONSES BY 10;45, IT HAS NEVER
HAPPENEND BEFORE IN ALL THE YEARS
I HAVE BEEN IN THIS INTERESTING
ORGANIZATION. CIN YOU FOUND THESE
PEOPLES INTEREST.
GOING BACK TO QUESTIONS WHEN THEY
NEEDED TO BE ASKED....WHAT IS THIS
"FARTED AND BLAME THE DOG" ALL ABOUT????????????????????
SNORT! I've never blamed anyone else. I may not have owned up to it but have never blamed anyone. If the occassion were to arise, of course, it would be Belly's fault. We all know that! LOL
Y'all are hysterical, by the way!
You people are just the pits!!!!!!!! Here I bare my guilty soul, and not a one of you others own up to the universal sin!!
I am miffed!!!!
no not really because i normally do it in the hallway and you cant really hear in the hallways.
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